Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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