I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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