dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Randomize