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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I AM VODKA MAN
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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