did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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