problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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