bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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