i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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