I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I wear drunk well.
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