so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Never underestimate the power of titties
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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