DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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