Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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