PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He kissed a someone with a penis
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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