you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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