two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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