I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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