new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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