addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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