Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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