sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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