I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
She said her name was "party"
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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