You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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