I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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