we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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