First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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