You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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