why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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