You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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