if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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