Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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