Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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