is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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