love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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