I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
