i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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