I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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