Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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