Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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