honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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