Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Less talking, more tequila
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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