She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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