YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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