these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
