4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
