at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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