Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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