i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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