I molested 6 butterflies tonight
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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