Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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