did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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