there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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