I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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