my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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