I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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