Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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