I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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